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When you make a really big lie, and then make smaller lies or excuses to back up the big lie.
“I totally went to class! I didnt skip. i’m a good kid.”
“No way! BIG CAP, SMALL LIES!”
The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.
"You can't convey sarcasm through text."
Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"
At The Time AlTeRnAtInG CaPs Popped Up.
J Worked On B l o c k.
WRITE.
Find By Eye The Bottom-_Letter Letters_.
wrIte.
Change Latin -I- To wrJte.
Have You Detected The Whole-Train.
Jt was blOck.
Not.
Just AlTeRnAtInG CaPs.
When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.
Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.
Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
Basically just tells em to stfu
person 1 : omg omg did you hear what happened to tracey ?
person 2 : bitch put a cap on it already
Someone who is constantly known for lying and not standing by their word.
Me: you online tonight?
Friend: yeah I’ll be on at 8pm
*now 10pm and still no sign of them*
Me: You’re an absolute cap merchant!