Dutch bros

A place where basic white girls go to drink coffee because they have no friends. They get mad about boys on fortnite and they always talk about dutch bros. They definition of hipocrite

Jessica: omg rob needs to stop posting his fortnite wins
*2 hours later*
Jessica posts on Snapchat story: OMG NEW DUTCH BROS DRINK STRAWBERRY DICK SLURPER🤤

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Bro-ner

An erection of the penis, caused by a bro's amazing bro-ness-ocity.

Bro 1: I slapped that bitch for you.

Bro 2: Dude, you just gave me a bro-ner.

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heady bro

1) a derogatory term to denote one who is overly occupied in the pursuit of 'headiness.'
2) one who displays a penchant for 'dankness'
3) one who does not display a cohenent grasp of reality

"Wow... that guy just ate a blotter sheet of acid! What a heady bro!"

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Dang Bros

Men who live in Denver, but leave the city every single weekend during the winter months to snowboard or participate in other manly activities in the mountains. Most dang bros have 9-5 jobs during the week, but flee for the mountains on the weekends to add value their manhood. During the summer months, dang bros can often be found in the mountains camping, hiking 14’ers, slaying wild animals and being manly. This dang bro behavior leads to slim pickings for the women of Denver during weekends, belittling the value of ‘Menver.’

I have a crush on this dang bro I met last week becasue he is sexy AND manly.

Dang bros for life!

I want to date a dang bro because then I can act single on the weekend.

I want to become a dang bro because chicks will dig me.

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Bro bono

When your bro gives you a blowjob as payment for a service. Usually services a bro would do for another bro

David: Will you represent me in court?

Michael: Sure, I'll do it bro bono

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Hey Bro

Verb
"hey bro" is the act of taking a picture of a girls ass/boobs.
"hey bro" is used because girls don't understand it when it is used, so it can be used even when in the vicinity of the girl whose ass/boobs you want to take a picture of.
Noun
the album in which you keep the pictures of ass/boobs you have taken.

Verb
dude, i used my camera phone to "hey bro" that girl
Noun
I just added sally to the "hey bro" folder on my computer

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Sports Bro

A man’s undergarment designed for extra Moob support and protection during sports and recreational activities similar to a “Sports Bra” for women.

This guy wore a Sports Bro the last time we played basketball to protect his Moobs and minimize Moob bouncing while running up and down the court.

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