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Crystal Meth Train

β€’noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.

Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."

by PEEN SWATTER September 6, 2021

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


chicago freight train

When 3 people all of different genders insert their feet into each other’s mouths causing throw up then puke is shoved into a conform and swallowed whole. super nutritious

i just watched them do a chicago freight train in the back of the classroom

by wankerwankerouch December 30, 2019

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Hard Drive Training

When bunch horny guys go to titty bars, and talk at work in codes, and refer to HDT (hard drive training) as outing to the titty bar

we are goin to hard drive training tonite....

by Hard drive trainee June 11, 2003

3πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


All Aboard The Pain Train

What is heard by one about to sustain a serious beating...said by the conductor of the ass whooping

That twink just cut me off! ALL ABOARD THE PAIN TRAIN

by mr.snruB September 7, 2010

14πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Mel Gibson in a train-yard

Adjective

refers to treating someone or something bad or with disrespect. It is a reference to the fact that Mel Gibson as a young man was involved in a train yard accident and needed re-constructive surgery.

I'm going to treat you like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Damn, they treated that pizza like Mel Gibson in a train-yard!

Did you see the fight last night? That guy got treated like Mel Gibson in a train-yard.

by Andrew from 'consin March 2, 2008

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cock-Sucking Train Business

When a group of males, four or more, assemble on a field, indoor or out. One man(Commander) lays on his side and waits for another man(Baron or General) to suck his cock. He comes to the field willing to suck a cock in hopes that another man(U.S. President) will come and suck his cock. The Commander is indebted to the U.S. President and is bound to bring another man(Breaker) the President chooses to suck his cock. The process continues until the final man(Breaker) does not recieve his reciprocal cock suck.

Jeremy Beck: "Hey next week me and a group of guys are gonna get together n suck each others cocks, if u wanna join let me know?"

Izak Brown: "oh hell yeah, can I get on that Cock-Sucking Train Business (CSTB)?"

Jeremy Beck: "Lol, ya if u want in, for sure."

by thetryplethreat July 13, 2010

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bro ho train

a train of men ("bro's") who are treated much like the female version of a hoe. usually all relationships are kept under wraps so as to not necessarily let each man know they're being "played."

"Jen's always conducting the bro ho train when she doesn't have a boyfriend. she gives me a reason to live brah"

by cosmiccharlie January 5, 2008

2πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž