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When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
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When a bar or party is full of ugly girls. Especially used when you are the first one there and have to report back to your friends
"Hey Nic, how's the party?"
"Man, it is a bay of pigs, I'm out of here!"
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The legendary M&S sweet that should go down in history.
‘You got any sweets mate?’ ‘Yeah I got some Percy Pigs’
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young lg's who think their hot shit and stick there asses out while ...well prancing around. usually want to get rid of their virginities just so they feel better about having sex with numerous people. tend to wear 6 pounds of cover up and eye liner and usually have greasy hair. they copy everyone else because their insecure little bitches. they also have a habit of hanging out with other peoples boyfriends.
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The sexual act of warming ones penis utilizing abnormally large labia. The key to creating a perfect pig in a blanket is to find a willing ( in most cases) female partner with a labia protruding a minimum of 3 inches away from their body. The next step to this recipe is to place your flaccid penis in between your partner's outstretched labia. Teamwork is key during this step. Then you must fold one lip over the other. They must be overlapping in order for you be able to maximize heat transfer. A clamp or pin may be used to secure the two lips together.
Brendan: I've got my coat and mittens, but how will I ever keep my penis warm?
Drew: I know a girl who makes the best pig in a blanket. I would compare her vagina to an Arby's roast beef sandwich...perfect for a pig in a blanket.
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A fenced off or a small bar area where fat women gather
Matt: where’s johny
Simon: I think he gone for a wonder through the pig pen for a sniff.
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An alternative name for a Canadian goose, typically used in the midwest.
We were feeding bread to the Canadian Pigs at the lake when they turned and attacked us because we were out of food.
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