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When a friend or loved one unabashedly looks over your shoulder while you are scrolling through your social media feed and reads and comments on what they are seeing. If they reach over your shoulder to scroll back or see a post, this is considered an escalation to a full on feedjacking.
Go back so I can read what she posted
Quit being such a scroll pirate and look at your own feed
A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
A discord moderator with no opinion.
You have been deemed a "captain pirate hose" following your recent poor choices in opinions.
The most beautiful, talented, prettiest, kindest girl to ever exist.
Did you hear Billie's single, What Was I Made For?
Yeah. I sobbed for hours.
billie eilish pirate baird o'connell is the best girl to ever exist.
a loved singer & song writer that saved my life so many times & i am forever grateful for her.
billie eilish pirate baird oconnell saved me
Kind of stool that you go "arrghhh" when pushing out but when you look in the toilet they are gone, disappeared, vanished in troubled waters...
- Who just destroyed the toilet?
- I did, soz.
- Dude, must've been terrible looking. You should've taken a photo of it and sent it to Guiness records.
- I didn't get a chance, was a pirate ship poo...
Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!