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A pirate shredder is when a female is performing oral sex with cap'n crunch in her mouth and when you ejaculate you scream swab the deck then continue to ejaculate blood all over her body as if she was being shot with cannon balls.
You : yo I was fucking lindsay lastnight and she gave me a pirate shredder.
Ya boi: yo for real?
You : yeah there was blood everywhere.
When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.
Guy 1: Hey Guy 2 is passed out, I'm gonna give him the ol' Pirate's Parrot.
Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.
Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games
Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat
Ladies, kiss him and pull his beard so he can't get away. With the other hand go for the bootie. When he screams thats pure gold!
We were making out until I gave him the screaming pirate.. Ive never heard a man squeal so delightfully!
S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.
“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”