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When a male is standing, urinating, and unintentionally defecates in the process.
So the other day I was standing there taking a piss, when all of a sudden I pooped! What a total whoopsie-poop!
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When you take such a big shit that it comes up out of the water of your toilet, like what you see in a portapotty.
Dude I ate so much food this weekend that I just took a huge portapotty poop. OMFG
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(n.) The irrational fear of having to drop a deuce at an inconvenient time (i.e. long car rides, grocery shopping, interviews, etc.).
Yo, check it. I had four sliders from White Castle and now I have poop fears real bad.
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An extremely smelly condition of the penis, caused by extensive anal penetration. The condition may linger for up to 13 hours after sesation of aformentioned anal penetration.
Bud: Man dude, I got a wicked sick poop cock from that...from your sister, its been there for like two days and its giving me a headache!
Jimmy: Im going to f-ing kill you, you f-ing poop cock! Beeootch!
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the remnants of semen, that slide back down a girls asshole after anal.
That load you shot up my but left bird poop in my panties!
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An exclamation that takes the place of "Oh crap!"
Oh poop on a stick!!! I just spilled my drink!
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poop shoot otherwise known as the chocolate starfish or dirt track.
her river was flowing red so i took her dirt track instead.
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