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When someone has been a couch potato all day and as a result is groggy, grumpy and anti-social.
1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."
2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
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A term Jacob Sartorius uses to roast people.
Jacob Sartorius: You look like a ''Burnt Sweet Potato''
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The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.
Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.
MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?
ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.
DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!
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1. Donald Trump
2. President of the United States of America in 2017
Guess who has the most time on the news today!
Either Wolf Blizter or Sweet Potato Hitler
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The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.
Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.
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Jacksepticeye's friend in Papers Please
Hello, Little Potato Man, you're the one that always causes trouble.
A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.
Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?
FF: dafuq is that shit?
Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.