Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.

Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"

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Reverse Rudolph

The act of eating ass soo hard that you get shit on your nose to which your partner turns around and goes “ Rudolph with your nose so brown, stop playing games with my ass and go to town”

Man I was feeling freaky last night so I have to pull off the ole Reverse Rudolph on Becky

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Reverse Tampon

Verb. A very S&M sexual act in which the female first starts to give oral intercourse to her male partner, and the starts to gnaw/bite until his dick starts to bleed, and then he inserts it into her snatch, and cums/bleeds. Its some very fucked up shit bro.

Guy 1: So how was Carla last night? Was she freaky?
Victim: You have no idea. She made me do the reverse tampon, and it still hurts!

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reverse robinhooding

Stealing from the poor and giving it to the wealthy.

Trump's Tax Bill proposes to tax people who earn less than $75,000 a year at a higher rate and decrease the tax percentage on businesses and the highest income bracket. All while dismantling Obamacare which the working poor need especially for their children's healthcare. Republicans are sure good at Reverse RobinHooding these past decades.

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Reverse Emoteology

When someone either puts an emoticon for laughter, or says 'haha' 'lol' etc, but doesn't ACTUALLY laugh or find something funny.

Reverse emoteology:

Person 1: *joke*

Person 2: Hahaha
(But looks like this on webcam > -.-)

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Reverse Jesus

When you have diarrhea, turning food into water.

Hey Steve, I don't think I can make it into work today, I came down with a mean case of the Reverse Jesus.

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reverse nazism

Far-left dictatorship based on the supremacy of the sub-saharan black race, racial segregation and the extermination of people who were not of the sub-saharan black race. If it had existed, it would have killed millions of people just like nazism, fascism, capitalism, communism and socialism killed.

I hate reverse nazism.

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