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When one has sex while the female is one her period.
"Man my girl is on the rag tonight but we just can't wait so we'll just be riding the red wave I suppose"
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When you stick your cock in your wife/girlfriends ass and then tell her how good her sister/mother was the night before. See how long you can hang on.
I was riding the tiger for all it was worth last night.
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Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)
"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"
"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"
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The Ohio log ride involves three people, the sex of the three people does not matter. The first person (the slide) gets down on their hands and knees and positions them self to where their buttocks is angled towards the ground to create the slide. The second person (the logger) then excretes a solid log of fecal matter on the the first persons upper-back. The third person (the hosier) then urinates on the back of the first person to allow the log of fecal matter to slide down their back and into the second persons mouth.
"Ohio" is used in the title because only people from Ohio would do this.
I hope I do well on my report card so my Dad will Ohio log ride with me and my sister.
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when a guy is fucking a girl (his biddy) doggy style and then jumps on her back while still fucking her making her give him a piggy back ride whilst fucking
"Dude i was fucking my girl last night and she totally gave me a biddy back ride"
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Founded in the noughties by a group from Kempshott, Basingstoke, the idea of a naughty bike ride is to pedal around the surrounding villages around Basingstoke and every two or three miles, jump off the bike and do five minutes of intense workout. Apparently, after a couple of hours of this and you are truly shagged out.
Come on Lads, Let's go for a naughty bike ride!
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My arse hurts after that naughty bike ride
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a sex act in which the female is halfway on the floor with her ass and legs on the bed,(as if sleding face first,belly down.When it comes time for the male to spooge,he pulles it out and lets it snow.
Hey conor last night your mom and I took a nantucket sleigh ride!
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