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Giving a girl a ring to get in her pants but never having the intention to marry her.
Hey that chick I met last night would be a perfect candidate for a good old ring cushion.
When a person sits down on a chair and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on the chair or object they are sitting on.
I can’t believe he left a brown ring of death on my great grandmother’s couch
The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.
oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair
A device simple or extravagant that when placed on a woman's left ring finger effectively blocks her from accepting the advances of other men regardless of the qualities the other men possess.
Other names for this device are "promise ring" or "engagement ring"
Chris's friend Tim "Hey Chris I just saw your girl having dinner with another guy... I think you are in trouble because they looked damn good together!"
Chris "damn I better give her a cock block ring!"
The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!
I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.
The act of eating a very hot pepper (eg Carolina reaper or trinidad moruga scorpion) and feeling
the burn on both rings (eg sphinter and lips) and having your partner give a rimjob afterwards
Man#1 holy crap did you hear that Josh gave his partner the rings of fire?
Man #2 dude thats hot