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Synonym for 'perfect' or 'perfect boyfriend'.
I love you, Ryan Uhlik, you are the definition of perfect!
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An absolute fucktard who is constantly on the pull (even with one going) who has a fetish of a two figured number
Get off me ryan I didn't say yes
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A super sweet and funny Ginger, he looks silly and dumb from far away but actually really funny, cute and Hot and the same time! He doesn't like hoes and he is so sweet and doesn't befriend girls often if he does your lucky
Hoe : I like Ryan Johnson
His friend : Don't, he's too good for your dumb ass
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a hot sexy guy with a large penis so if you ever meet a ryan you will have the time of your life!!!
ryan plotke nice penis you have there!
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Ryan Bennett is the All Father himself, the One Above All. Ryan Bennett is the purest and realest form of god and all of his power. Any being that date defy him and his ways will be slaughtered in his path. Ryan can move himself throughout the omniverse to his own will. Ryan has no limitations in the slightest. Ryan Bennett creates new things simply by walking around and being near other things. Ryan Bennett was there before the beginning of time and he will be there after the end of time. Ryan Bennett is the ultimate being.
Ryan Bennett is my lord and savior.
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Term used to describe anything that is extremely over-hyped or overrated.
Man, everyone said The Departed was a great movie, but it was totally a "Ryan Leaf".
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When a dude is kindly pleasuring his man friend and decides to surprise him by quickly inserting his pinky, ring finger, and middle finger into his anus and looping the thumb and pointer finger around his mangina, stroking it ever so gently. This should "shock" him, seeing as how three fingers are A LOT of fingers to have in the ass at one time. I meeeeeeeeeean its freaking crazy!!
The other night my roomate Ryan was having sex with is life partner, Roberto, and all of a sudden i heard a scream as though someone was getting electrocuted; I bet he was kind enough to give Roberto the Ryan Shocker!
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