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when your level of boredom is so great, you spontaneously slap yourself in the face in the hope of having a fun idea.
"This guy was just sitting at the table across from me in the diner, then BAAAMM! he slaps himself in the face."
"Yeah dude ,probably was a boredom slap."
"Yeah afterward he started doing the macarena on a table."
"oh..."
To get slapped-out means to get told off or ridiculed verbally for getting something wrong, mainly from a boss/someone you’re doing something for.
It’s basically the vocal equivalent of a slap to the face.
This stems from the ideology that some parents have of slapping their kids as a form of punishment if they fall out of line, eventually hoping to correct their behaviour. Hence the phrase “slapped-out”.
Henry: I got slapped-out by the boss today.
Mable: What happened this time?
Henry: I got the address wrong on today’s invoice and it never made it to his desk.
Mable: Probably just in a bad mood, you should’ve seen how he slapped-out Charlie the other day.
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Bob: My wife slapped me out yesterday for staying at the bar too late.
Tom: I hate when my wife slaps me out man, I’d do anything to avoid it.
The act of wiping your ass with your hand (preferably while very sweaty or having recently shat) and slapping the living bejeezus of some one, leaving his face smelling of dookie.
Albert was stink slapped yesterday you can tell because when you get near him his face still smells of shit
The act of slapping your significant others balls and draging your teeth on the way out
Sue gave Jack a slap draggon last night
John was not sure how he felt about molly giving him a slap draggon for the first time
Something that tastes so good it both slaps and is bussin
These frosted sugar cookies slap the bus.
A special fighting moved used when one is contagious with the flu. The infected person proceeds to first cough on one's hand, then slap their enemy in the face, there by infecting their opponent.
I flu slapped him him so bad, he'll be in bed for a week!
noun
1. A half-hearted rebuttal.
2. A lackadaisical or lacklustre insult.
A: "I really don't have the time or energy to argue with S."
J: "Why not just hit her with a Corpse Slap?"