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The Forward AWOL Recovery Team, or FART is small body of soldiers, usually including the AWOL soldier's squad leader and several members of the AWOL soldier's own platoon that is informally composed by the Platoon Sergeant and/or Platoon Leader for "executing AWOL recovery procedures." Intelligence as to the nearby whereabouts of the AWOL soldier must be considered reliable and the FART must be fielded and report back to duty before the team members are noticed missing by the Company Commander (CC), unless the CC is complicit and can provide a plausible cover story to the Battalion Commander (BC) to buy time for the FART's operations.
Internal military memos issued by National Guard two star generals and above have made clear that commanders at all levels are to be held accountable for controlling manageable losses, which certainly suggests to lower level commanders a real need for the Forward AWOL Recovery Team (FART). According to these memos, "commanders must retain at least 85 percent of soldiers who are scheduled to end their active duty and 90 percent of soldiers scheduled to ship for Initial Entry Training, and execute the AWOL recovery procedures for every AWOL soldier." It is largely for this reason that the practice by lower level commanders of aggressively and secretly issuing FART's is likely to continue.
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An Irish Tag Team is when you have a threesome with your best friend and a motherly figure.
This is open to members of both sexes, and the best friend can be of both sexes as well. The motherly figure does not have to be related, just a motherly figure.
an Irish Tag Team has parts kinda similar to some plot points from
Y tu mamá también
A term used to describe an individual who is ridiculously over-zealous in any of his or her pursuits, often in a comedic and destructive way. These individuals are easy to point out in a crowd and are noticeably more agitated, sweaty, and loud than a normal person. The term evolved from high school football where 3rd string “bag team” players would injure starting running backs by being overly aggressive during Friday half speed practices.
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Friend #1: How'd John do with that girl?
Friend #2: Not so good. He scared her away with his Bag Team All-American technique
2.
Person #1: Torn ACL?
Person #2: Yep. Playing football in the park with Bag Team All-American Nate.
1. That Roblox subgroup of that Sci-fi group (AKA: PBST) where an Orion Pirate works at.
2. That organization where some jacked cadet was working for, and had to kill multiple people working for another organization.
3. A subgroup of Pinewood Builders where Cadets get ranked, to the title of "Tier 1", then after two weeks, get "Tier 2", the after an evaluation plus consensus, "Tier 3" and eventually get demoted.
4. An organization where some unique person (the person writing this) in that group works at.
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Tier 2 Officer: Say, have you seen Star Trek?
Tier 1 Officer: No.
Tier 2 Officer: There's an Orion pirate working for Pinewood Builders Security Team as a trainer.
2.
TMS Sergeant: Oh God, that ain't good.
TMS Operative: It's that Salty Cadet!
*Gets their necks snapped by Salty Cadet*
3.
Newbie Tier 1: At least this rank will be good.
*Gets promoted to Tier 2*
Newbie Tier 2: Now we're getting somewhere!
*Gets pronounced to Tier 3*
Newbie Tier 3: Okay, now we're going to perfect territory!
*Gets demoted back to Cadet*
Cadet: Damnit.
4.
PBST/PET Fan: (Says OP's handle)
Me: Yes?
PBST/PET Fan: Can I have a photo?
Me: No.
PBST/PET Fan: Okay!
*Proceeds to snap photo*
Me: OH THATS IT BUDDY!
*Proceeds to beat them up with a baton until they're oofed*
Girl gets tagged team by two males for hours till orgasm!
I orgasm every time national tag teaming day comes around
A group of twitch streamers who can't get their shit together. They provide comedic entertainment to viewers by playing games and bashing each other comedically.
I just watched a stream from All American Stream Team and it was quite entertaining. It had be rolling in tears.