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A hick woman(barely) who believe anything they are told and are always a narcissist. The think they are a 10 but are only a 3 on their very best day.
She thought she was peaches and cream but was only cow corn.
Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease
A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.
Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.
When a male is on there hands and knees and a occupant is milking his penis while finger his asshole
I got milked so good like a dirty dairy cow