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A sexual act in which a married man loses his wedding ring in the process of fingering his partner's asshole. The man may then choose to recover the ring using his mouth or tongue.
Last night I gave Donna a Mexican wedding cookie and washed it down with a tall glass of milk.
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when the fortune is read, the words "in bed" are added to the end. this makes for extrememly amusing results.
"my friends and i love playing the fortune cookie game...once, i got a fortune that said 'don't panic...in bed.'"
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When your ass is itchy and uncomfortable a short time
after an insufficient ass wipe with toilet paper.
Man, I have to go back to the bathroom, I have cookie dough butt.
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golden cheese cookie is the sexiest, most attractive cookie in that cookie game. she is so breedable pls rail me
“bro golden cheese cookie is wet to the core”
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A red guy who live at tower of sweet chaos, stabbed by a sister (pastry cookie) with a fork, loves chiffon
Person 1: yo, do u know red velvet cookie?
Person 2: yea, hes kinda hot tho
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When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.
Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.
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1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.
2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.
When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.
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