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A sex position where the man lays on his back and the woman starts facing the man, with the cock in her ass. Next, she rotates clockwise on his cock, while still in her ass, reciting the Mexican national anthem. Although it is not required, it is highly encouraged to use Taco Bell verde sauce as lubricant
Yo, last night Juanita and carlito did the Mexican flying saucer
A description of a toilet that has a lid that won't allow you to stand up and urinate because the lid keeps falling down, resulting in mess, annoyance, and possible dry-cleaning bills.
I just got caught by the penis fly trap upstairs; there's mess everywhere! It got my new jeans!
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A sex act involving two females and one male. Basically the two women are performing the scissor around the man's penis. The penis is "trapped" in between the two vagina, hence the name. The man usually lays down on his back and the women have sex together on the penis. This is one position where a man can have sex with two women at one time.
Damn, last night, my girlfriend and her friend wanted to have sex with me, and then they thought of the Venus fly trap. THE. BEST. SEX. I. EVER. HAD.
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A critter that screams "meep" when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.
Did i just hear a FAP?
Impossible!...unless...argh!
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An expression used to show your indifference to another person's life.
I don't care about him. He should do like Kobe and go fly a helicopter.
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Phrase used to describe the act of masturbation
Ronnie- "That nude scene was the best. I think I'm gonna go let the doves fly."
Bobby-"yea good idea."
...10 min later...
Bobby-"the doves are free my friend."
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When a passenger and/or pilot sharts in a small airplane that already had questionable air quality.
I was already scared shitless from flying in that flying coffin, then this bearded dude made it infinitely worse with an epic Flying Dutch Oven and I was almost suffocated.
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