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Origin: "The Big Lebowski" (1998)
Tom: "Don't shitcan Jeff, man."
Jack: "Why the hell not? He's a useless motherfucker."
Tom: "Because, man, new shit has come to light. I found out his dad is worth, like, a billion dollars, and he's looking to invest."
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a man flicks a lactating women's left nipple 6 times as he yells "turn on the GOD DAMN light" an equal number of times as if he where turning on a light switch, spraying the man with boobie juice thus making emit a whitish glow like a light bulb.
I just turned on the North Atlantic Nipple Light Switch and now i'm covered in milk!!
What you say to yourself when you see someone driving with their headlights off at night.
These people seem to not have a clue that the street in front of them is dark. The most likely causes of this idiocy are car gauges are automatically illuminated even with the headlight switch off making one think that their lights are on...or one thinks they have their switch on auto headlights when it is not.
Turn your lights on you idiot before you kill someone!!
To get dark tinted windows on your car, truck, SUV, etc. You can also have the lights dimmed if the tint job is not quite as dark
Man with that tint job you can't see nothin out tha windows....fool looks like he had his lights turned out in there!
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the cermonial dance of the negro jack-o-latern.
shazaam went to the celebratory african laser light show last night and moonwalked with some night smurfs.
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The one sentence you hear right before getting raped.
Rapist: Wanna play the firetruck game?
Victim: Sure.. How do you play it?
Rapist: I, the firetruck, will raise my hand through and up your inner thighs until you say red light.
Victim: Red light!
Rapist: FIRETRUCKS DON'T STOP AT RED LIGHTS :)
Victim: Shit.
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Light blue nails means you're a fucken poes
" nunu probably has light blue nails because she's a poes"
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