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Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
Let’s go to the massage parlor and get a Michigan Magic Trick
a magical butt is what a toddler or ages from 13-very immature 30 years olds call a power bottom. see what a power bottom is in a different search
( my tt is urmomhot69wap
tim; you look like a magical butt sir. 🦄
teacher: .. a magical butt? who thinks i look like a magical butt?
tim: my dad
teacher: your dad thinks i’m a magical butt?
tim: well he really said you look like a power-bottom
Another name for a power bottom
My daddy says you look like a magical butt!
Magic Fen is a handsome asshole that attracts nothing but baddies
Magic Fen don’t care about what y’all name mean. He only cares about hitting the gym later
Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!
If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.
If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.
If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
A place where degeneracy is directed and awesomeness is produced.
The Magic Funhouse is a wonderful place.