Surprise has 2 meaning; an unexpected event or gift; a polite way to say that a person was a mistake
hey serena, i have a surprise for you!
you werent planned, you were a surprise joe.
It's the feeling you get when you've struggled with self loathing for years and when you try to find the meaning of your name, the typically most cynical and sarcastic place on the internet has the most heartwarming definitions for it. Thank you, Urban Dictionary!
- From an Ariana
What a surprise! For once the internet isn't as cruel as I thought!
surprise means tell me right now.
please tell me, it’s a surprise.
n- that extra bit of urine that comes out after one has thouhgt they were done peeing.Usually solved by "jiggling" (usually happens with males)
person 1: aww damn, it looks like i pissed myself due to surprise sprinkle
Person 2: shoul've jiggled dude