When you call your uncle goober it means he is silly and not that brainy
Omg my uncle is such a goober that’s why i call him uncle goober
When someone mistakes too uncool for too uncle
John is too uncle for transition lenses.
somebody who is unbelievably unpleasant and stupid, but believes they always know best!
Jeremy : Brian just told me it's £30!
Kyle : But his XBox is brand new!!
Jeremy : I know!
Kyle : What an Uncle Munty!
When some one fucks some one else's uncle
Iv'e fucked more uncles than you uncle fucker
"Damn, old boy is hammered and about to pull an uncle pricky on the kool aid lady."
"Uncle pricky?"
"You know, hes about to mow a really big lawn"............
to fall and impale oneself on ones own penis
if you run in the dark with morning wood you may give yourself an uncle pricky!
Grandparent's male first cousin.
My first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.