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The oddly-shaped bosom found on both females and overweight males that are usually the target of heavy social criticism. Often, these malshaped breasts have a normal base, however, they extend away from the body gradually, to a somewhat sharp point. The tips are common localtions for plush, oversized nipples. They're easily identified, as their unique shape can be seen under most garments and they have distinct motions during calistentics.
-Dom's firm missile tits perfectly accomadate his large, pancake nipples.
-Look, Brad's missile tits are almost as big as Traffic Cones!
another word for manboobs. Manboobs are when a man has saggy titties and looks as if he has never entered the gym. His body probably looks 50 years older than his real age.
man i need to go to the gym and get rid of ma bitch tits!! pronto!!
A phrase which can be used just about anywhere.
Also, the tits of a fish.
"How are you today fucking?"
"FISH TITS"
"Did you write that paper yet?"
"Yea, I did it fish tits ago."
large flappy tits usually succumbed by eating cheescake and or other fatty foods
Liz Rennie has some damn cheescake tits
Big, red and often times irritated, scabby nipples.
It is important to note that those afflicted with 'pepperoni tits' have a penchant for going shirtless while wearing tight shorts. They also tend to sport very unfortunate haircuts.
Dude, why is Alan Roberts always showing off his pepperoni tits during gym class?
Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.
Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!
Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!
When you are with a girl who has fake boobs but the implants have lost their fluid, therefore leaving the bag an empty shell inside of her chest. When you grab the breasts all you hear is the sound ""snap crackle pop"
"That damn water bra gave the illusion of big full breasts but when i got it off all i felt was those damn krispie tits"