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The (in)proper way of saying Bon Appetit.
Mom: bone apple titty!!
Son: what?
Mom: i said bone apple titty!!
Son: i don't think that's how you say it mom...
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When the titties are just too plump and big to handle, these are known as big ol titties. These are the perfect titties for motorboating
Person 1- Damn!! that girl over there has some really 'big ol titties!! '
Person 2- Yeah!! I'd love to motorboat them!!
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Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are
Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night
Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys
A group of girls with big tits. The opposite of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee, which is a group of girls with small tits.
Whoa, look at her huge juggs . . . those are some nice knockers . . . she's jugnormous . . . she could be on the Big Titty Committee.
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When two lesbians are engaged in sexual intercourse while using chocolate sauce, they get 2 plates filled with chocolate sauce, one for each ass cheek and dip each one in a plate causing their ass cheeks to look like a pair of big titties!!!
Lesbian #1 "Becky go get the plates and sauce so we can give each other anal titties and then lick them off!!"
Lesbian #2 (Becky) "one second dear! i can't wait!!!"
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A woman who wears a see through top at the shooting range throwing off other shooters' aim
Ben: Dude, some chick wore a black see through top while shooting an AR-15 pistol at the range today. She totally wrecked my concentration. Those were some hot "Free Range Titties".
Curtis: I'm sorry hear that bro. Wish I could have been there to see for myself.
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A way of saying "I love you" in italian
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