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You know that guy... The one who killed a Hamster with a microwave (at least 20 times) who has to many knives? Thats me, A Luke WE ARE ALL INSANE!
-Shlukey
Damn that crazy Luke, never give him a microwave or you are gonna get killed
You know, everyone always says, oh Luke is very nice, cute guy and everything but we have to get to the important things, he's hilarious, he's got perfect hair, very large penis, deserves girls even if girls don't know it, ya know he's kinda the best guy in the world
P.S, Oh my god, Luke makes me wanna cum no homo
A luke, or lukes is a mixed island monkey, who’s intend is to ruin his bloodline by breeding his sperm with white american woman, but would also enjoy a bit of homosexual esex with his friends. A luke is also a very violent black nazi, who’s in a gang which he calls it some division but it’s really just a hood blood type shit. Lukes are found in triniborea, with white moms.
“Hey, luke want to have esex again like last time?”- some triniborean fag
“OH SHIETT FOO, IGHT MANE LESSGO”- a lukes
Short and always good at video games but he never gets girls that's why you want to be his friend because you will always have a better chance with the ladies
Luke is short
Easy to love. Always there for you, and makes you feel special.
Me: I love you!!!!!
Luke: of course you do
A Luke is the most human person you'll ever meet. You can never meet two Luke's and see many similarities. They're all different from everyone; the definition of "everyone is different". You can see that most custom made definitions from other people commonly say that a Luke is one of the best people you'll ever meet, that's because you'll never meet someone like them. One Luke can be an angel and the next could be the very devil, then one more over there's a Luke who is both heavenly and evil all at the same time. Don't ever overthink a Luke, it'll leave your brain bleeding.
Hey, Luke is something else.. isn't he? You can't seem to ever understand him.