rapid snapping turtle syndrome

a term given to the rapid chattering of a persons jaw when high on MDMA

"looks like that lads got rapid snapping turtle syndrome snapper"

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choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

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If the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it

This refers to an escort or expensive prostitute with a dirty coochie that is not deserving of payment or asking price.

Hey bruh, this bottom bitch on 5th tried to charge fat stacks to go around the world on a used up baby ho. I told the bitch,"if the turtle cage is dirty....I aint payin for it"

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Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".

Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced by Data East in 1990.

Data East released 174 different machines in our database under this trade name, starting in 1979.

Other machines made by Data East during the time period Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop was produced include Back To The Future, Al Unser Jr.'s Turbo Racing, Boulder Dash, Phantom of the Opera, Simpsons, Playboy, Act-Fancer: Cybernetick Hyper Weapon, Hippodrome, Kuhga - Operation Code 'Vapor Trail', and Fighting Fantasy.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pizza Drop Is good I Guess?

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

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Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

Bicycle Steak Meat Chicken Turtle Pie

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