boi if you don't get cho

said when someone says something dumb or does something stupid. you can finish the sentence but you don't have to.

random kid - i wanna fuck my uncle
me - boi if you don't get cho

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Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it

If there is no evidence of a real problem, and fixing the "problem" would not effectively improve GameTrailers., then don't waste time and energy (yours or anybody else's) trying to fix it. At least tend to the existing problems before creating more.

So we were hoping for GT to fix their site problems, instead they added something new and broke more stuff! So Gametrailers: If it ain't broke, don't fix it!

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You don't know ball

A cringey phrase being used by the cretinous Instagram-generation to devalue another person's opinion about football. Regardless of the fact that the validity of that person's opinion usually spot on.

The origin of this phrase is hazy but it came in after those of the age 22 years and under decided to start using unnecessary Americanisms to describe the English game in an effort to sound cool. Thus the term "ball" came in at the expense of the term "football".

See also "baller" e.g "dude that Kevin De Bruyne is a propah ballllller". Just stop thinking you're American you plums!

Nigel "Harry Kane doesn't show up at finals or semi-finals. He's decent but he is nowhere near world class. The statistics back me up on this"

Instagram obsessive clueless oik "you don't know ball fam- he is world class so put sum respeck on da name. I don't care about statistics or facts I just think my opinion is as valid as your facts. Plus I say actually and literally a lot"

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Don't get your thong in a knot

Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.

Sit down don't get your thong in a knot

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Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.

ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"

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Don't pop my bubble wrap

A figure of speech used to express the feeling of not wanting ones fun to be ruined by another.

Man A:"Man, did you hear that girl? She called me hot! She wasn't too bad herself..."

Man B:"Dude, that was a guy dressed as a girl..."

Man A:"Don't pop my bubble wrap."

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but don't tell Carly I said that.

A commonly used phrase amongst angsty teenage girls and their man-bitches.

"I got in a fight with my boyfriend, but don't tell Carly I said that... or the whole fucking world will know... gossipy-ass bitch."

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