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When a woman manipulates the phallus of a male equine, and holds the ejaculate in her mouth and then spits it into the anus of another woman, who then defecates the semen into a coffee cup where it is served to the first woman's grandmother.
Hey bro I heard Nancy and Tracy did one horse pony last night, her grandma loved it.
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Used to indicate the presence of a particularly stupid person.
"I rode a horse once"
"What?"
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Girl 1: Tall, dark, handsome, charming, but hung like a horse-fly.
Girl 2: Bummer.
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Doing things in the wrong order.
"She's buying a lot of new furniture before she has a job. She's putting the cart before the horse.
To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
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A one legged horse, that lives in the Amazon Rain Forest. It dwells in caves below the moist ground of the rainforest feeding on mostly roots and worms. The Neon Afro Horse is believed to be a myth but sightings and photographs of it when it emerges in the spring prove the myth to be a reality. The blood of the Neon Afro Horse is neon colored. If the blood is harvested from the horse it can provide everlasting life. The only way to kill the Neon Afro Horse is to shave off its Afro. Once its Afro is shaven it looses its Neon Blood and falls helplessly to the ground. The population of the Neon Afro Horse is abundant but recent numbers have declined do to poaching.
A one legged horse with an Afro (mostly brown though albinos do exist) instead of hooves it has toes. The blood of the horse is neon, which is the equivalent of drinking from the fountain of youth or holy grail.
Neon Afro Horse!
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A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.
I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.
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