Random
Source Code

orphan porn

A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.

That show is so cheesy and wholesome, it's total orphan porn.

by Clanktree November 17, 2017


porn crush

An infatuation with pornographic actress or actor much like a celebrity crush on say Angelina Jolie or Scarlett Johansson in a girl's case Chris hemsworth

i have a huge porn crush on British pornstar Emma Leigh she's sexy has natural tits and a great body Iv a collection of her pictures and videos and I even wank over her I like her that much but its a crush chances are I'll never meet or get with her

by irishlad682 July 8, 2015


hash porn

Hash brown porn

Wanna watch hash porn

by just.a.person December 27, 2017


pin porn

Porn that depicts the use of a tiny 'pin' sized penis. Usually in order to make the viewer feel superior about their incredibly small penis.

Paddy: "I don't like porn all the blokes have got a bigger cock than me"

Mick: "you should look at pin porn, makes me feel like I've got a Godzilla dick"

by Whachawachin January 4, 2020


wealth porn

Media coverage, movies, tv or publishing ultra-rich luxuries; exhibitionism of extreme wealth.

That glossy magazine is all ultra-lux ads and wealth porn like giant mansions and limos.

by The Bearcub March 15, 2019


vanilla porn

Two white People having sex

I really like vanilla porn

What tf is that

White people having sex

Oh… cool

by Youtellme January 19, 2023


Porn Gainz

When you get swole solely from masturbation. While some may go to the gym to get huge arms, someone with porn gainz gets huge arms from touching themselves. It is like the natural shake weight of the body.

Guy 1: holy shit how to you get so swole

Guy 2: its all in the porn gainz man, just wank it 3 times a day to get killer guns like these

by Swellville August 5, 2017