porn feet socks

When porn actors have been wandering around the set in white socks and then film, dirty sock bottoms sticking out for the world to see in every scene.

Damn, look at your nasty porn feet socks! Put your shoes back on, don't be walking around my house with those skanky things.

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keep your socks on

Keep your socks on at all times , if you’re caught without wearing socks on your feet that immediately defines you as gay.

Jeremy: ‘oh my god did you hear about matthew?’

Adrian ‘no, what happened?’
Jeremy: ‘he was caught not wearing socks! Gay prick’

Adrian ‘hahaha, that is why you should always keep your socks on’

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Rock in a tube sock

A rock in a tube sock is when the females' breasts are so saggy it looks like a rock in a large tube sock.

damn, I fucked this girl and her tits were like a rock in a tube sock

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Girls Red Sock

A girl on their period would use a sock if they did not have a pad.

"OH SHIT; I LEAKED"
*takes off sock*
*Sock turns Red*
Girls Red Sock = Emergancy.

.....
End Story.

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The Cock And Sock Connection

A condom which consists of the use of a sock which is put over the mans penis ( the sock is usualy white and thick) only to be held on to the penis by a elastic band which can be doubled arround to add protection ( this can cause your helmet to become purple)

A condom made of a sok and an elastic band.

David: Hey fat man i aint got no blobs,
Random guy: so what the fuck you telling me for jus make The Cock And Sock Connection
David: Offcourse fuck me

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Sock Faggot

When a male wears the socks of a female. Thus stretching the material, making his mother furious.

Jesse: I had no other socks to wear!

Smalerie: SOCK FAGGOT!

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striped socks

when you give a girl anal and the guy punches her in the kidneys and he pulls out fast then the blood on her socks r red and white striped

Yo! Keith i gave that bitch striped socks.

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