bird's nest

The hairy and untamed pubic area of a male that specifically alludes to the testicles and the penis (two eggs and a bird).

Dude, no chick is ever gonna give you a blow job until you trim that nasty bird's nest!

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Bird Bath

Successfully executed by urinating in a females mouth. She then holds the urine in her mouth and gargles with your balls now in the oral jacuzzi.

I was feeling totally stressed out and the dumpy chick nextdoor gave my balls a bird bath and the stress just melted away

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Birds of a feather

also known as scituates finest. these little bitches think they rule the world when in reality everyone hates them. older guys even think its funny to call this number which they refer to as the "hotline" where they can ask for anyone of these little hoochies and get laid...and with the track record of these fine young ladies the chances of that are very high.

scituates finest...more like scituates finest whores

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Bird Dog

The person in a group of friends who has the dirt or info (the 411) on anybody else. whether they be part of the group or not. The bird dog of any group usually has the capability (techinical know how) to seek the info needed.

Bird Dogged
Bird Dogging

You realize hes bird dogging your buddy over there. he just told me about his two felonies and was going on about his past girlfriends

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ding bird

Some one who is slow as fuck

Akira is a ding bird

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Knocking Bird

When one flashes the bird a few times or more in sequence, almost as if they are asking you to come there(but with the middle finger instead of index). This means that the individual wants to engage in a relationship/ or better yet just a quick two pump jump. More than likely the latter of the two... especially if done by a blonde.
CAUTION🙅 ♀️🙅 ♂️

This slightly attractive trick is sure to throw you off for a minute or two. And is becoming increasingly common among Gold Diggers. Specifically the breed of gold diggers who love Jeeps, and of course.. we already know all of them love boats. Keep safe out there my fellow wake boarders and beach bums!!!

Damn ol son! That milf right there just gave me the knocking bird while her man wasn’t looking... I figure since he’s already got a boat I should be good to go in for the catch. “Sounds like good logic bro, I would take the bate! She’s smoking!”

Okay watch the ski! I’ll make it snappy!! Then back on the water we go!!!

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bird nester

a person who eats alot of fruit with seeds and then stores them in his upper lip, and then spits them on an unsuspecting victum.

by golly this watermelon is darn right good i say, but watch out for henry, he is a bird nester and he will spray you with seeds. good morrow

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