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All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.
Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."
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In a wilderness/natural environment, a covert phrase to indicate the need to relieve your bowels.
Hiker One: Hey, look at that beautiful view!
Hiker Two: Yes, great, it's just great; you should keep looking at it while I go check my traps...
Hiker One: Ok! (knowlingly sits against a tree and starts doing MadLibs)
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a woman with the clinical diagnosis of vaginismus; the reoccurent and persistent involuntary contraction of the perineal muscles surrounding the outer third of the vagina when vaginal penetration is attempted with penis, finger, tampon or speculum
"yo, dont go near that bitch, Regina, shes a total penis fly trap, i almost lost my fist in there"
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Someone that temps guys into humping, shafting, penetrating, and/or screwing them into the anal orifice.
Jonah anal fly trapped JP when he wore tight shorts and "picked up the soap" the other day.
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Reverse Trap:
1. An unflattering picture of somebody whom in real life is attractive.
2. The word "Trap" in reverse.
3. A sentence typed in reverse, which is a trap.
reverse traptrapreverseajbryantnicole richieadmiral ackbarstar wars
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Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"
Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!
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Trap metal is when you steal scrap metal for drug money
you hear what happened to Roger and Strickdady!
No what happened?
they got caught stealing scrap metal for pot lol.
What imbreds they always get caught with trap metal
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