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Pretty Womaned

When you go to an expensive or prestigious store, college, club or hair salon and get snubbed or patronized because of how you look. People who look like bums, hookers, hicks (think Hee Haw) and trailer trash are frequently targeted; also, people of color and indigenous groups.

Ida Lee, who grew up in a trailer park outside Palookaville, was an honor student and cheer captain. She went to an Ivy League college on full scholarship, but the snobby students and profs Pretty Womaned her, saying that she wasn’t smart enough for university.

Elaine, a taxi driver who moonlights at an art gallery, goes to a fancy hair salon - and gets Pretty Womaned, leaving the place looking like Ronald McDonald.

LaShawn and Supinder go to Holt Renfrew, only to be Pretty Womaned by a snotty clerk. They were told that Value Village had a yellow tag sale. (LaShawn and Supinder could afford Holt Renfrew, but they’re people of color).

by The Real Canadian April 25, 2022


Long Cool Woman

Saturday night I was downtown
Working for the FBI
Sitting in a nest of bad men
Whiskey bottles piling high

Bootlegging boozer on the west side
Full of people who are doing wrong
Just about to call up the D.A. man
When I heard this woman singing a song

A pair of forty fives made me open my eyes
My temperature started to rise

She was a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all

I saw her heading to the table
Well, a tall walking big black cat
Charlie said, I hope that you're able, boy
'Cause I'm telling you she knows where it's at

Well, suddenly we hear the sirens
And everybody started to run
Jumping under doors and tables
Well, I heard somebody shooting a gun

Well, the D.A. was pumping my left hand
She was holding my right
Well, I told her, don't get scared
'Cause you're gonna be spared
I've gotta be forgiven if I wanna spend my living

With a long cool woman in a black dress
Just a 5'9" beautiful 'n' tall
Well with just one look I was a bad mess
'Cause that long cool woman had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all
Had it all, had it all, had it all (she had it all)

by Death Menace May 8, 2023


spanish woman

1. women that are from Spain
2. no mercy women that will do everything to make you feel bad

1. Carmen is a Spanish woman since she’s from Spain

2. my spanish teacher that is a spanish woman pushed me at the end of the lesson

by puknidebily August 22, 2022


i fucked a WOMAN

to fuck someone out of their cock's cum.

nick-man he really pulled an i fucked a WOMAN

by yesyesdukboii August 16, 2022


a woman

another word for: god

when all is said and done,

you'll believe God is a woman
periodt

by dobbys_socken May 26, 2023


40 Year Old White Woman Syndrome

Tell someone they have 40 year old white woman syndrome if they are frequently arguing, getting offended over someone else's problems or asking to speak to someone of higher qualification

Jim: "I hate the milkman, he's an asshole"

Person Afflicted with 40 year old white woman syndrome: 'Yeah I know, I hate that guy more than anyone I've ever met!"

Jim "But you don't even know him, man, I think you have 40 year old white woman syndrome"

by 40 year old May 18, 2023


woke 2023 woman

A biological male who identifies as a female and declares themselves as a women, while being equipped with mature male sexual and reproductive organs still intact.

Any biological male who insists they are a female and demands to be defined as a woman post modifications to the original definition of a woman adopted during the “woke” 2023 era.

Any member of the transgender community who is a biological male that declares themselves to be a female woman or just a woman.

Any member of any group or demographic who is a biological male at birth and identifies transitions or demands to be defined as a woman and addressed as a woman.

A delusional male who attempts to troll the entire country and prey on females and children in a predatory manner by claiming they are a woman and or female and making deliberately misleading and false statements regarding their gender identity. Can also be called simply 2023 woman.

During the work era of 2023 a group of transgender biological men redefined the definition of “woman” to suit their needs in turn major companies attempted partnerships and endorsements with these newly defined “women” while females were stripped of their rights to female exclusive restrooms and the usage of “women” as newly defined and assigned in 2023, no longer belonged to biological females.

A social media star during this time received partnerships that were products for females. Only issue was she was a woke 2023 woman, which means she still was a male but identifies as female and demands to be defined as a woman.

by PlatinumXXX May 23, 2023

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