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School Bag Hooch

The alcohol unwittingly produced at the bottom of a school bag, when tubs of fruit are left untouched in the bag for periods of time.

Student 1 - "Phew, you smell like a bar!"
Student 2 - "It's just the School Bag Hooch I'm brewing"

by Nicko Steel March 20, 2022


Boredom in school

Let’s say you’re in Science or Religious Study’s, and the teacher is talking but all you hear is
“Blablablabla”
And you are sooooo zoned out of the lesson
YOU. ARE. BORED
So how the heck do you entertain yourself? Well what I do. I get a piece of paper (secretly) and start drawing or writing the alphabet. What else can you do when you’re bored? Draw on your hand, chew gum, play with your pen, look at the classroom and just read stuff on the wall, stare at a clock, cock.

Boredom in school
Macy-Hey, pst Natalie
Natalie-what?
Macy-I’m bored out of my mind
Natalie-Deal with it
Macy-but-
Miss teacher-MACY-SHUT THE FCk UP
Macy-*sigh* ok

*starts playing with a pen*
*chews gum*
*draws on table*
Miss Teacher-OI STOP FCKING DRAWING ON THE TABLE BTCH
Macy-nah fuck off bTCH

Demi-*gasp*
Adam-looks around
Bella-Holy fuvk

by mandy_lilly_gillian September 21, 2023


Jesse C. Carson High school

Small town school with various people but mostly Caucasian. Below/Average athlete’s with the hand full of superstars. Just an average school in General. Currently owned by the 2021 class

I feel bad for you didn’t you go to Jesse C. Carson High School?

by JunnaxKhoppa May 31, 2022


West valley high school

“early college” high school located right between GhettoWood and JunkieValley. this school is a premium learning experience for any one of your drug addicted kids, nicotine... FULL coverage, thc and psychedelics are also included. the football program... they get all of our money just to shove piya sticks in one another’s butts. the faculty uses dip on school grounds, they also have sex with students... on yea and the “Virginity Tree” have sex on school grounds before? take your shoes and throw em in a tree by the lunch room for all to see, makes sense!?!? of a once someone shit in the boys urinal, his name? J.C.

fake gangster : Do you go to west valley high school?

G loc - nah cuh dropped outa Waste valley...

by King_Organic September 10, 2021


Hatch end high school

Hatch end high school is for people who don't get into harrow high, cannons or Whitmore. It's all white rejects in here.

I DONT GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT WRITING AN EXAMPLE OF THE WAY ITS USED.

Hatch end High school is not based.

by Sergeant Knuckles February 1, 2022


rangebank primary school

A bad school, do not send your kids here, they have currently locked me in a cage and they are feeding me rat poison.(the teachers are nice tho)

1 : Hey have you seen 3 ever since he went to rangebank primary school?
2: they are locked in a cage right now
1: What the sigma

by Rpsnonono June 5, 2024


atlantic high school

the ghetto school of delray. with multiple physical fights breaking out daily, you will never see an uneventful day. the homophobe vs liberal fight still prevails, but with furries roaming the halls, this adds a level of difficulty for the liberals to back them up. freshman think it’s ok to walk around with an unshaven mustache and dress up daily to impress the juniors/ seniors who are scouting for their next victim. teachers won’t mind drug use at school, the only rule is that sharing is caring 😉 this school features zero diversity, with most of the population featuring african american of white individuals. you may also get harassed by soundcloud rappers or “jhits” in the hallway, so beware.

atlantic high school is so fucking ratchet

by random user 2004822 September 7, 2021