When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.
Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!
Meaning 1. : dipping your dick in anything substance e.g milk ,Honey , flour ..... meaning 2: a small dick covered in glitter
Today Micheal showed me his pixy dick it was astonishing
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Suck your boyfriends dick day is a holiday where you have to suck your boyfriends dick. The holiday is on the 31st of January
"Did you hear its Suck your boyfriends dick day?" "no?" "better do it fast then"
When you rip your dick off and wipe the cum off the whores face with it.
Fuck man did you see that guy use his dick wiper?
When a man goes out / leaves a party with a person he does not find attractive, due to unspecified reasons, but ends up sleeping with anyway.
A man who can't control his sexual urges once the opportunity presents itself.
Person 1: Hey, what happened after you left the party?
Person 2: I ended up going with that girl to her place and we had some intimate times.
Person 1: I thought you weren't into her.
Person 2: I got a slippy dick man, I can't control it.
Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals
That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!