i said no i said woah

from jojo song ANEMONE PARTY

SWALLOW FISH REMIND YOU OF A i said no i said woah

I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese

"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."

I was born when I was 4

I was born when I was 4😒😨😛💪😼😍

Person1: what year were you born

Person2: I was born when I was 4

I love you, I guess

She is just agreeing with you and doesn't really like you. You need to give her some space and be more there for her than usual. She might be angry and just might wanna be alone. Leave her alone and come back when it is time and feels right. You'll know it when you see it.

Him, "Love you babe ♥♥"
Her, "I love you, I guess"
Him, "What's wrong?"
Her, "It's uh nothing well I have feelings for someone else. I don't want you no more."

v i

its where there is this really pretty/hott girl who gets all the hott guys attention.

man, that vi is taking away my guy.
"In the club with my homies, tryin get a lil VI" -Usher, Yeah!

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i-douche

n. a douche bag investment banker who:

A) suffers from the worst case of middle child syndrome whether or not he or she has siblings
B) cannot live without weed, coke, and pimps
C) thinks Africa is a country
D) voted for Arnold Schwarzenegger or wishes he did
E) never lets his girlfriend beat him at board games
F) brags about his Ferrari at dinner and doesn't even pay for the meal
or
G) All of the above

i-douches bug me out.

That i-douche dropped a grand for a $500 vaporizor cause it matches his golf clubs.

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I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna

Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.

“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”

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