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What you see when you sniff sharpie markers (As per Dane Cook)
But the black one always smelt like an asshole didn't it ... I can't stop guys, I can't. I just saw Jesus eyes! The marker showed me Jesus Eyes!
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explains something that has an awsome nature to it.
dude #1: dude i rigged my lighter so that the flame goes like 1 foot high
Jackson: Oh u mean a Super Jesus lighter, which is an adjective i invented
*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset
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A phrase of surprise, similar to Jesus H. Christ or Christ on a Cracker. Created by Detroit journalist Amber Hunt, who then paid Minneapolis band Wrapping Paper to write a song by that title.
"You won the lottery??? Jesus in Milwaukee!"
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The furry/scaly world's version of Jesus Christ. He died to preserve the right to be a furry without fursecution. Though he failed, it seems.
Can be used as an exclamation of surprise and/or horniness.
Furry #1: Look at how huge that fox is...
Furry #2: Jesus Christdragon!
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A form of hand job done by the holes in Jesus' hands after the crucifixion. Although there are no teeth, the hand bones are possibly an issue.
The lord Jesus blessed me with a "Jesus Job" today, now he has passed his holeyness upon to me.
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a london term for heroin, used round Brixton way ennit
"yo gis us some Pink Jesus"
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1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.
2)The facade of Christian composure.
I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.
Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.
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