2 Unit

In fire department terminology, the department firefighters

are divided into 3 shifts, to provide a full compliment on-duty 24 hours per shift, 7 days a week, 365. 1 unit, 2 unit, and 3 unit rotating continually. 2 unit is always considered to be the crew that fucks-up regularly and has the most fucked-up personnell.

That sonofabitch is so screwed-up, he belongs on 2 unit!

Look what 2 unit did now, fucking buttweasels ate all of the chocolate cake!

I'd rather have a sister in a whorehouse than a brother on 2 unit!

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2 januar

Nacionalni dan ljubljena
National day of kissing

X: *poljubi je*
Y: šta je to bilo
X: pa 2 januar nacionalni dan ljubljenja

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2 spirted

A piece of shit

I am a 2 spirted

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2 pager

a 2 page text message (exeeding 160 words)

dude i just wrote a fat 2 pager explaining to my girlfriend why i couldnt go to the dance last night. hopefully shes not pissed

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april 2

april 2 is deez nuts day.where you tell your friend a deez nuts joke .

jake : it's april 2 . you know what that means

mary : oh god

jake : deez nu-

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2$276

another word for why

2$276 did ur mum try to fuck me while i was sleeping last night bestie?

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2 D.D

Some one with a two dimensional dick

my friend the told me he had a 2 D.D.

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