the sexiest Fatui harbinger and the hottest ginger to ever walk this earth and a character I will pull. When you see him in all his blue-eyed majestic glory you will faint because even though he has a hydro vision he is very hot.
your friend: yo is that childe over there?
you: c-childe!~ *comes*
Childe is Ed sheeran’s cousin if you look into Childe’s eyes close enough you can see he’s inlove with the shape of you 😱💕 (I love childe 😭)
“Have you heard of Ed sheeran’s cousin??’
“Who?”
“CHILDE YOU DUMB SQUID”
Dumb ass russain with his little brother named Teucer which we had to baby sit cause Childe is too lazy to do it himself
1. Childe you dumb idiot
2.Stupid Ginger
3. idiot tartagles
a celebration child is when you and your partner have had struggles or worries conceiving. in other words you want to have babies
“Hey babe my uti won’t effect how i conceive let’s have a celebration child”
An alien pencil case from an unknown location. Usually consists of a prismacolour/holographic texture and insides made of pens, pencils, glues, highlighters, etc.
The Holographic Child belongs to Jesus and came when he descended from heaven.
Man child boi is similar to the common phrase man child but is more insulting to the person receiving it because of the "boi" at the end
Stop being a man child boi and get out of the dishwasher