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The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.
Yo lil cuh, i just took a dump and then in dumped on top of my dump. It was a Double monster Dump.
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to get stupid drunk on the 3 biggest drinking days... thursday, friday, saturday
nodizz:yoo we are doing a 3 headed monster tonight
laukx:okay but we are gonna be hung over for a week
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On internet forums, the name for a moderator who is addicted to locking or closing threads/topics. Can also call them the Lock Ness Mod or just Lock Ness.
What was wrong with that thread about having sex?
kobefor3 closed it cuz it made him realize no one will ever bang him
Fucking lock ness monster...
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A boy who is fat and sweaty who has tits and smells weird. he eats too much food and doesn't bathe.
Ken- "have you seen the fat tittied monster today?"
Bob- "which one, travis or david???"
Ken- "travis. he smells like a rotten fish.lol"
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(Also known as GDM) the act of being a supreme an supreme bitch
Man, Micky B was being an a total Godless Douche Monster last night. What a douche!
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During anal sex, a male may remove his pee-pee from the lady's hoo-hah. His pee-pee then may be covered in large amounts of fecal matter which he then smears all over the lady's face. The lady then retaliates by standing up (whilst covered in feces) and growls and chases the man in various places, acting very monster-ly. NOW SHE IS THE POO POO MONSTER!
Girl 1: "OMG YOURE SUCH A POO POO MONSTER!"
Girl 2: "NOT AS MUCH AS YOU WERE WITH KEVIN LAST NIGHT!"
Girl 1: "YEAH, I WAS TOTALLY COVERED IN MY OWN POOP. IT WAS FANTASTIC. I LOVE LAYING IN MY OWN FECES!"
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The awesomest pie monster to ever roam the earth. Roams usually around Scotland and the interweb. Notoriously known for her cat-like appearance (white w/ brown splotches, and a gray 'fringe' over one eye) She wears a tawny owl feather behind one ear, and had blue eyes that glow at times. She is easily distracted by shining/glowing things, so mirrors are often used to keep her away.
'Spotteh The Pie Monster was last spotted taking a small child's pie. The child cried for days.'
or,
'OMG SPOTTEH I AM YOUR LOYAL FOLLOWER!!!!!111!!!!!!one!!!!111111!!eleven!!!!11!!!!'
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