Daniel Yanez

A Man who can eat two times his weight an hour and shit out twice as much as he ate.

did you eat two whole pizzas and shit out 4? what are you a daniel yanez??

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daniel diaz

A retarded idiot who likes to suck on a ton of dick every day he also Carrys a bag of dicks in his back pack until he gets home to suck on his dads dick

Daniel Diaz sucks on his dads dick every day

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Danielle Hobbs

A very Large Fat Cow.

moo.
that Danielle Hobbs is a real cow.

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dirty daniel

a man notorious for the type/family/variety of fungii growing in his pubic region. also suffers from protein & zinc overload (hence gout and DSB - dangerous sperm build-up). Oh yes and horrendous BO :-).

'Look at that mongrel of a dirty Daniel!'

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lacey Daniel

a y7 girl that is so unpopular she spreads a rumour about herself saying she is pregnant ! but really its only a pillow up her top !

hey im lacey Daniel and im pregnant !

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damn daniel

the worst thing you can ever say to anyone ever.
If you use this you're probaly an awful human.

Random dude: Howdy partner, how you doing?
You: Damn daniel!
Random dude: This is the devils work!

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jack daniels

A common, undignified Bourbon thats consumed mainly by chavs, townies and gangstas. who mix it with coke to mask the taste because they cant handle it, and they want to look 'ard infront of there 13 yr old girlfriends. becoming popular with underage chavs. but it also makes them easier to spot when the walk into your pub.

-a chav walks into a bar-

chav - nar nar, gimme JD and coke.
-barman removes shotgun from behind bar, and aims the barrel snugly between the pricks eyes-
barman - run, bitch....

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