dick blister(s)

The puss filled nodules on his/her penis formed as a result of over excessive masturbation.

"Dude look at my dick!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!"
"It's my dick blisters, I screwed myself too hard"
"Dude, that's fuckin gross....."

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jam eater/s

An inhabitant of Whitehaven, On the Cumbrian coast. So called because the miners in Whitehaven used to eat a lot of jam sandwiches.

The Jam eaters have taken all the bread again.

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Crazy 8's

When a group of gentleman all grab their testicles by the base of the scrotum, so as to form an "8" on top of their fists, and then press them together in unison.

I'm having a great time, guys. Let's class this place up with some crazy 8's.

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s-e-x

1. what porn stars are paid to do
2. what most people like to do for money or for pleasure
3. to fuck
side effects: orgasms babies

i had sex with a really hot chick last night

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2's Day

The date Februrary 22nd, 2022. In American date format, that becomes 2/22/22, and it just so happens that this date lands on a Tuesday, with "2's Day" a pun on Tuesday, and it should be celebrated at 2:22, 2:22:22 if possible.

Man 1: "Hey, 2/22/22 will land on a Tuesday!
Man 2: "Holy fuckin' shit!!"
Man 1: "Let's party at exactly 2:22! It's gonna be lit af!"
Random Bystander: "Long live 2's Day!!"

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B some S

To insert Salvia into a bong and light vigorously

"Hey kids do you wanna go B some S?"

"I need a better bong! This is S deserves better."
"Mate I swear daan I B some S like 24/7, standard."
"Why did that ganja make me trip balls? Dude, you weren't bongin' bud... that was some S."

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H/S/P

The standard array of questions to be asked of a guy when he tells he has a new female friend.

Is she Hot?

Is she Single?

Did you get in her Pants yet?

Guy 1: It's a really cute girl in my journalism class.

Guy 2: H/S/P?

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Is that a no?

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