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A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.
"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."
"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"
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"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.
My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.
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5 scoops of ice cream? That's a huge ass ice cream cone!
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The act of releasing feces the morning after a long night of drinking.
Wow! Youmee really had a mean case of Fizz Ass after her night on the town.
when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"
Stretching with your ass up in the air, after indulging in a relaxing nap or sleep for a long period of time. This stretch is usually very refreshing.
"I was so hungover this morning. When I woke up I took a nice long Ass Gab."
"That cat just took an Ass Gab."
its almost the same as saying "you're such a jerk!"
1-Hey, where did you get that mug?
2-I'm not going to tell you haha
1- You're such an ass!