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The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
When you're in the shower, and you take a steaming shit into your hand and toss it into the toilet.
Jerome's stomach went off in the shower, and he tried to do an alabama doughnut toss. He missed and hit the sink.
An Alabama bowline is a type of knot, often referred to as a noose, often used in the civil rights era during lynchings.
Guy 1: yo did you see that dude that killed himself?
Guy 2: yeah he tied an alabama bowline and was dead right when he jumped
The Alabama boys are they boys who drive around town in their squatted vehicles and they squat their vehicles with their daddy’s money. They don’t work for any of their vehicles they are the boys who go to truck meets and meet their friends at “ the pig” and “target”because they have nothing better to do. The Alabama boys are the most “country” and “ghetto” people they have their vehicles to look “ghetto” but they dress “country”. Alabama boys have nothing to do so in their spare time they rev their engines going down the road to make them seem “hard”. Alabama boys are not to be messed with they will all play you. Some think they are to cool for a girlfriend and some make up excuses like they have touch stuff going on
Hey let’s get all of the “Alabama boys” together and go meet at the pig
If you kiss her during anal, you're using her body as a straw to suck your own dick.
She helped me with the Alabama straw last week.
When a male family member, belonging to the older generation (father/grandfather), ejaculates inside a female member of the same family, and then a family member belonging to a youger generation (son/daughter) feasts on the semen.
Mom: Im working overtime i cant be on the family reunion.
Daughter: Oh, thats unfortunate. I was really hoping we were gonna do an ALABAMA TIME CAPSULE tonight.