A Tall, blonde twink who is obsessed with your mom jokes and Pharah from Overwatch. Thinks he's a celebrity when he really is not haha.
"When we go to Esports practice, Cole D Brandon will be bullied"
The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
Sweatiest motherfucker of all time. A huge opp to everyone in his class, except 0630. like Om nom from cut the rope. Potentially working at a CVS near you. Knows ball. Pretends to be homosexual to compensate for his lack of rizz.
Omg is that Brandon Han in the library again?
No shit of course it is, that's where he jerks off to his school work on the daily
Oh is that why he gets no bitches?
No, that's because of his micropenis
A Very Epic libtard that Loves Fortnite and gets 20 kills a game because he is Epic
Oh My Fucking God, He is a Dylan Brandon Carrillo
An invitation between two men to, typically clandestinely, perform oral sex on each other in a corvette parked in a garage in Delaware while reading classified documents.
“Hey Hunter, at halftime, let’s go Brandon.”
“Ok, but this time don’t forget to let me know when you feel like you’re gonna cum.”
This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.
Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon”
The leader of the Hong dynasty, sworn to restore the greatness of classical china. Looks like 😝, also happens to be 4’3
Brandon Chong got trampled by a stampede of ants