Butter My Biscuits

The sexual act of having “Butter My Biscuits “as the safe word for rough play as you aggressively spank the partners buttocks til they scream the safe word and you cum/squirt all over their buttocks to simulate buttering fresh biscuits

As Cindy screamed “Butter My Biscuits” Todd squirted his man butter all over Cindy’s fine plump biscuits.

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Son of a Butter biscuit on a sunny day

This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.

Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!

Would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

Take the risk, you might get a nice reward......Fortune favours the brave!

Go on give it a go.........would you risk it for a chocolate biscuit?

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Rump biscuit served with weewee juice

When a man jizzes in the bootie hole

Yoo last night Bryan gave me a Rump biscuit served with weewee juice

Well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

A phrase used in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxyseries.
A mild expression of astonishment, similar in meaning to "Well, that's interesting" or "Well DAMN!", but far far more amusing.

X: Hey Y, did you hear?
Y: What?
X: They're actually going to enforce the dress code now.
Y: *pauses* ...well doesn't that just take the biscuit.

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Ain't That Somethin' To Flip Your Biscuit

an expression that is used when someone is hit with comedic misfortune.Used by a fat Italian Man in Family Guy Season 16, Episode 6.

Mark: My car got hit at K-Mart
Bob: Ain't that somethin' to flip your biscuit

Half Man Half Biscuit

This is the description of a really ugly woman, if fact she looks more like a man than a woman.

Look at her she's awful more like half man half biscuit.

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