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annoying girl who goes to hays. thinks she’s thick when she’s not and can’t get a guy and is in love with aiden colman
hey do you know gabby brown??
yes
i’m so sorry
The search for a toilet
"Hey john what's wrong?" "Can't talk now i'm on a browning expedition!'
Hearing something being said that is personally deemed unworthy, cringy, or outright wrong that it causes you to uncontrollably defecate in your trousers
"the earth is flat"
"That's a downright brown statement now I have to change my pants"
When someone takes a diarrhea shit on the floor, and it looks like liquidy nutella on the floor.
Timmy -"Someone just left a fucking brown puddle on my floor from last nights party!"
John - "Heh... yeah"
a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat
Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything
A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.
(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"
Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.
The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.
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