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Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.
Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?
Candy is a slang acronym meaning Circumcised Anal Nutty Dick Yosemite.
The meaning of 'Candy' is a circumcised dick covered in pure man ejaculation from anal sexual intercourse weather it be hetero or homo, then afterward of a cream-pie, a large explosion of fecal matter erupt into the partner preforming the sexual acts.
I did my wife so hard that it ended in a large candy!
Sugary shit, like holy shit its really sugary
John: yo want some candy?
Erik: yo im your dentist
HEY! You subscribed to David! That is priceless! Do I not have a profound taste in entertainment? He's good, right?
Hym "Hilarious! He's an anti-China guy too. I can see it now: David and Candy, ultimate collaboration! That'd be cool. Too soon to pivot to China stuff so you'd have to wait until it's thematic or relevant but it's a good thing to have in your back pocket."
Something sweet or sour that is most of the time rapped in a colorful paper. If not, it's maybe in a small plastic bag. Everybody ate one before, I'm sure.
Examples: "Mmm! That candy tastes so good!" said the little girl. I happily ate the candy that my granny gave me. The candy tasted amazing.
The sweetest most loving person you will ever meet. A candy will brighten up your day no matter what’s going on and they will always be there for you. They are sweeter than their name suggest and their eyes are greener than the largest and most beautiful oak forest. But most importantly a Candy will be the most important person you meet so make sure you never let them go.
Oh look it’s the ever so lovely Candy.
The most loving and kind person you ever meet. They will help you through every problem you ever face and will be there for you eternally. They will have their ups and downs and yet through each flaw and imperfection you only end up loving them more by the end of it. A Candy will help you through your problems in life and in return you should help them through theirs.
OMG is that the ever so bright candy!!!???