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a huge douche bag or piece of shit that only cares about getting laid. Will put his dick into anything that squirms.
A person like, Mike "the situation" from jersey shore
Trevor: Hey lets go out tonight
Curtis: Oh u gonna try to take home some nasty bitch?
Trevor: Well anything that has a hole! Im so annoying that girls will have sex with me so i stop talking
Curtis: Wow quit being a douche bigalo, but i guess u dont have a choice with ur tiny kak
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Fake tan, spiky hair, pulls a riduculous face for camera, obsessed with working out for ego purposes, does not think deeply about anything, is oblivious to how others see them, awful clothes that have to shout the designers name, can be male and female, under developed sense of humour and especially does not get irony, over inflated view of self worth, if a douche read this description they would be incapable of seeing themselves in it.
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a resident of Montreal who is both a douche and a retard by being a jerk because they "nuh speeek engleeesh"
Frank: Man, that jerk at the front desk gave us a hard time with our hotel room just cuz we're anglophone.
Gary: Ya, what a douche-tard.
Ryan: First person we meet and it's a douche-tard. What are the chances?
Arthur: Actually, the chances are very high. Most people in Montreal are douche-tards because they are frustrated that they "nuh speeek engleeesh".
Frank, Ryan, Gary: Haha.
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A complete idiot; retard; what people say when they can't come up with a better name to call someone.
Jeez, Paul. You're such a booty pirate. Why did you make her cry, you effing douche-whibbler!
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One who exceeds the limits of douchebaggery
John: Dude! You smoked all ten pounds of my weed!
Gabe: uhhh.... no i didn't
John: Gabe your the motherfucking douche king
Gabe: tehe
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When two individuals engage one another in a battle of the will, as to which person will be most polite and allow the other to enter first. Typically occurs at building doors and elevator doors, most often between complete strangers. Several studderings of the foot and mouth will procede engagement.
Ryan was engaged in a standard douche off with a complete stranger yesterday when he tried to exit the elevator.
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1. The ultimate “loser"
2. Someone who is not only massively brain dead so much so that the very thought of them is so foul and putrid that it reminds you of vaginal cleansing, but also very frightening and creepy in the most corny way possible.
3. A person of this nature should be avoided at all costs.
What a douche-a-louche ! This guy I’m seeing texted me that I should come over because he’s wearing a Mexican Sombrero and nothing else!
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