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emo hair is an entry on urban dictionary in which a lot of "emo" kids show their ignorance and intolerance of other people=) The phrase "I want to be an individual... just like everybody else I want to be like" springs to mind.
"Hey those emo kids have identical emo hair, I wish I was that nonconformist"
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A fairly gender-neutral hairstyle in which the hair is worn straight(ened)and reasonably short with a long bang/fringe, often swept dramatically to one side. The hair on the back of the head is sometimes cut shorter for a more aggressively stylish look, and in this case is often mussed or spiked with product. The hair may be dyed or natural; if dyed, the preferred color is usually black or red or both.
This style is most popular within the generation born in the late 80's; it is associated with 'emo' music and its cult following. This hairstyle is ideal for people of said cult following, since the long bang(s) have the following uses:
-they obscure the eyes, thus making the facial expressions less readable and so lending an air of glamorous mystery to the wearer
-this facial obstruction provides a sense of privacy to those less-social members of the emo movement
-they provide the wearer with an excuse to execute the "emo hair toss," which not only serves the practical function of clearing the hair from the eyes (if only for a tragically brief moment), but also, the motion itself is a way of expressing one's emo attitude
Emo hair is best worn with a tight black shirt, a victim mentality, and a warped genius. If you are already college-age and have emo hair, you had better be in a band. Otherwise, ditch it: you look immature and overly self-involved.
Emo music and its hair began as a method of self-expression (of deep and gut-wrenching despair and frustration, often) and self-differentiation from the masses. Unfortunately it has become little more than a fad followed by the shallow and the easily influenced.
Emo Boy1: My existence is agony. I think I'm going to go wash my hair and then post pictures on MySpace.
Emo Boy2: Shut the fuck up, poser. You only turned emo when it went mainstream. You don't know what agony is.
Emo Girl: OMG their emo hair is so hot! If I can't date someone with emo hair, I'll cut myself!
Emo Girl2: *emo hair toss*
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A happy emo kid, very uncommon.
Normal kid: Hey there emo kid
Emo kid: Today I will go outside
Normal Kid: That's a cheery emo *smiles*
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The most unreasonnable style who can't mind their own buisness for shit. Tryhards who're below every body else, childish asf, can't get Barbies off their mind and think everybody talkin about them.
Loser: My friends and I are Roblox emos
Answer: Your're all disgusting, get help.
Someone who hits dabs red hot and keeps their nail/rig dirty.
That kid Myles is such an emo dabber.
Someone who has emo traits, but also has sunny traits at the same time= Rachel
Rachel,whose is inner emo, on the outside was bright and happy. Chris said she was the definition of emo sunshine.
An emo card is short for 'emotional card', which can be two things.
A: A really sentimental card, either snail mail or ecard.
B: A metaphorical card that some pulls out to manipulate others in games of personal psychological warfare; a way of manipulating people using emotional tools. An emo card is an emotional tool.
A: Oh nice. Joe Butthead just sent me a big emo card telling me how fabulous I am. Too bad he addressed it to the wrong person!
B: Leticia Lonelyme saw she was not getting her way with Mr. Couldgiveadamn, so she brought out her emo card, and did a very convincing weeping Moment. Five minutes later, she was smiling inside as Mr C. gave in and did what she wanted. (hey, use your imagination folks, this is a family channel. Sort of.)