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Anna said Ethan Hammett was fat gay in middle school so he threatened to punch out her teeth
Ethan is kind, loyal, loving and smart. If he loves you, he will do whatever it takes to make you happy. He likes to be around others although he is not and extrovert. Ethan loves adventure and new experiences, he wants to share these experiences with people he loves. Ethan is an optimist and always sees the best in everything which is difficult to find. He loves his friends and family deeply. He is the kind of person that you can sit in silence with and not feel like you have to constantly have a conversation with. Although in conversation, he is a listener and does not listen to only respond. Ethan is very funny and you will often laugh with him until your cheeks hurt. He will tell you he loves you every day, he will call you beautiful when you feel like the ugliest person on earth. He will never forget to kiss you goodnight. He works hard in everything he puts his mind to, he is not a quitter. He always wants to be a better version of himself and inspires others to do the same. He is critical of his own appearance but everyone thinks he is very handsome and envious of his fit body. Ethan is kind to everyone, especially his girlfriend, people often comment on how kind he is to her.
"Ethan is such a great boyfriend"
Ethan is the most focused, disciplined, passionate, and hardworking person you can ever meet. If you have a problem you should go to Ethan, he is a literal genius. Ethan is an extra introvert who loves anything to do with self-development, business, and anything financial education related. He may be the greatest Entrepreneur you can meet and he is definitely the best at his craft. Ethan may be the guy you picked on in your middle to high school years that you end up working for. Ethan is funny, cute and so much more, you need an Ethan in your life!
Ethan is the greatest Entrepreneur to ever live. Don't mess with Ethan or he will mess with you! ;)
He’s a bit emo and has a girly scream. He also like playing video games. He references memes A LOT!! Often has side sweep hair. He like girls that have brown hair and weird dads.
Me: Ethan your so weird.
Ethan: No i’M nOt yoU ARe!!
Me*Sigh and shakes head*
Ethan is the kind of person who wrestles wild Wolfe's sometimes even 2 at one.when he is done he stabs cooks and eats the wolf.when he runs out of wolves he ventures into the woods sometimes chasing the wolves while riding his deer Fabio.
He's a total Ethan
An AI drone sent by a Tech Giants to advertise their products while also appearing to be a normal dude.
Person 1: Who's that weird guy who loves Apple?
Person 2: Oh that's Ethan. Why do you ask?
Person 1: I don't know it just always feels like he is advertising Apple to me. It's like Steve Jobs Hired him to sell products.
The definition of a fuck boy. At first it may seem that he cares about you but he doesn’t. He will crush your heart into broken pieces when he gets bored of you. All he wants is to make out with girls and touch their butt.