When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.
Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.
A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?
I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!
How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!
Like riding a ninja in the rain!
You have fun though?
Omg yes!!
The Most Beautiful Goddess, Emma Watson, Is Perfection In Human Form.
Naked man standing up, props a male midget on his shoulders with both of the midget’s legs hanging on one side of standing mans neck. Standing man then has girl straddle him and he holds her up. He penetrates her arse and at the same time she starts to suck off the midget. Once the midget cums in the girls mouth she spits the cum over the mans face and the midget shits down the mans back, at the same time.
Man, I had shit going down one side of me and cum down the other. I was like a human elevator!!
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When someone farts in your face
Don’t you human skunk in my face if you gotta fart! Cuz that’s just nasty